Bard of the Sword Logic
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Alatriste, Agustín Díaz Yanes vs La Rendición de Breda, Diego Velázquez.
Cabaret, Bob Fosse vs Portrait of the Journalist Sylvia von Harden, Otto Dix.
The Hypnotist, Lasse Hallström vs Christina’s World, Andrew Wyeth.
Inherent Vice, Paul Thomas Anderson vs The Last Supper, Leonardo da Vinci.
Jamón, Jamón, Bigas Luna vs Duelo a Garrotazos, Francisco de Goya.
The House That Jack Built, Lars von Trier vs The Barque of Dante, Eugène Delacroix.
The Lighthouse, Robert Eggers vs Hypnose, Sascha Schneider.
Pan’s Labyrinth, Guillermo del Toro vs Saturn Devouring His Son, Francisco de Goya.
The Return, Andrey Zvyagintsev vs Lamentation of Christ, Andrea Mantegna.
Dreams, Akira Kurosawa vs Wheatfield with Crows, Vincent van Gogh.
(via the-nothing-maker)
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apps that use pop-ups to try to trick you into turning on certain settings by quickly clicking yes literally never work on me. a pop up stops me dead in my shit and confuses the hell outta me, now i’m mad and there is no way i’m turning that stupid setting back on
this is it
(via wingylalkasartstuff)
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This has no right being this fucking funny
Gary Theft Auto
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Love the idea of laser weapons that still create bullet casings, or some equivalent. A bolt action laser rifle that ejects burnt out fuses, a gatling energy cannon that ejects a stream of spent fuel chunks, a pump action shotgun that spits out a used D cell battery with every shot.
(via transmechanicus)
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so the PC I bought shipped with windows 11 and I was like
well how bad could it be
and folks
it is a fucking mess in here
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“I can’t believe Francis has us playing this stupid Undertale shit. I miss Counter Strike.”
Undertale Heritage Post
(via dukeofqueers)
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oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch
(via whyisitfollowthespiders)
